Diagnosis Not Even Close-is/Transcript

Theme song

Doc: There...we...go! All better.

[Engine running]

Car: Good as new! Ha! Thanks, Doc. [Honks horn]

Lambie: Another patient all patched up.

Stuffy: All in a day's work for Doc McStuffins.

Hallie: Thankfully, that's your last patient today.

Doc: Great. I could use a little r & r-- Rest and relaxation.

Lambie: You sure deserve it.

Emmie: Doc! Doc!

[Rudi barking]

Doc: Hey, Emmie.

Emmie: Doc! Rudi's puppy gymnasium finally got here!

Doc: No way!

Emmie: Yes way! It's got a tunnel and a see-saw, and-- Oh, just come over.

Doc: [Giggling] Okay, be right there. Guys.

Hallie: Go play.

Lambie: And enjoy yourself.

Doc: Thanks, guys. I'll be at Emmie's playing with Rudi's new puppy gymnasium.

Hallie: Nice! Now, that's some r & r-- Rudi and relaxation.

[Stuffy, Lambie and Hallie giggling]

Stuffy, Lambie and Hallie: Bye!

Chilly: Have fun!

Stuffy: Who's up for some dragon ball?

Hallie: Or a quick game of tidy tag. Cleaning up around here would be helpful and fun.

Lambie: Yeah, Doc's always helping all of us toys. Today we could help her.

Hallie: I'll start!

Lambie: [Giggling] I'm it!

Chilly: [Chuckling] Can...never...be...too...clean.

Stuffy: Finally! Our chance to thank Doc for all the great things she does.

[Knock, knock, knock, knock]

Stuffy: Oh! I'll get it!

Robot Ray: Uh-oh! Make way for Robot Ray! Slight malfunction! Need to see Doc!

Hallie: Hmm, Doc's not here, but I could squeeze you in tomorrow at...three.

Robot Ray: Something...sooooooner?!

Lambie: This looks like an emergency!

Hallie: Whoops!

Robot Ray: Ay-yi-yi-yi!

Hallie: Ray's going wacky.

Lambie: We'd better call Doc.

[Rudi barking]

Doc: Rudi! Over here, Rudi!

Lambie: Psst! Doc! Doc! [Gasp] Oh, no! Emmie! I can't get Doc's attention.

Hallie: Ohhh. There's got to be a way to help Robot Ray while Doc is gone.

Stuffy: There is, and I think it's obvious. Me.

Lambie: Huh?

Chilly: Not that obvious.

Stuffy: I can fill in for Doc. I've been watching her in action since the day I was bought!

Hallie: Filling in for Doc would be a great way to help her.

Chilly: Not to mention Ray!

Hallie: But I should definitely be in charge. I do work in the toy care industry, after all. I even have my own doctor's bag.

Stuffy: So do I!

Lambie: I don't know. Doc is the doctor. Maybe we should just slow down and--

Robot Ray: Can't...slow...doooown!

Hallie: Come on! We've got to fix Ray fast!

Lambie: Oh, I've got a baaaaad feeling about this. I think I need a cuddle.

Stuffy: Don't worry! What could go wrong? Ohh! Ha ha! Except that.

Robot Ray: Whooooahhhh!

Hallie: Hold on, Ray. How we gonna fix you if you don't stand still?

Stuffy: I've got this, Hallie! I call this move "the freeze ray." Freeze, Ray! Ohhh!

Robot Ray: Everything happening so fast. Can't slow down. Can't slow down. Can't slow down.

Hallie: The first thing Doc always does is--

Stuffy: A check up! And she always starts by checking your heartbeat. Let's take a listen to the old ticker, Ray! Whoooo-whooa!

[Heart beating rhythmically]

Stuffy: Wowza! Nice groove! ♪ Mm-backa-mm-mm-backa-mm-mm-mm ♪

Hallie: Hmm. Interesting.

Stuffy: Yeees, interesting.

Hallie: Doc always checks reflexes. Like this. Ohhh! Got a real spring in you step today, don't 'cha?

Stuffy and Hallie: [Grunting] I have a diagnosis!

Hallie: Ray's got Hyper-Woop-Woops!

Stuffy: Ray's got Hyper-Robot-Gone-Kazooey-Otosis.

Chilly: Huh?

Lambie: Hyper what?!

Hallie: We need the big book of...

Stuffy and Hallie: ...Boo-boos!

Stuffy: Sorry, Hallie, but Ray's got Robot-Gone-Kazooey-Otosis! It's kind of obvious.

Hallie: Hyper-Woop-Woops!

Stuffy: Robot-Gone-Kazooey-Otosis!

Lambie: Well, which one is it?

Hallie: Whatever it is, we better figure it out before Ray breaks a bolt!

Chilly: You gotta use the big book of boo-boos. I do it all the time. It is amazing how many things I think I have.

[Stuffy and Hallie Grunting]

Robot Ray: Whooooah...

Stuffy: Aha! Of course. Ray doesn't have either. He's got Stuck-Winder-Upperitis. Seen it a million times.

Lambie: But Ray doesn't even have a winder-upper. I don't think you can have Stuck-Winder-Upperitis without one.

Stuffy: Well, sure. Heh. If you want to get picky about it.

Robot Ray: Then what-what-what-what-what-what-what-what--what's wrong with me?

Hallie: Don't worry, we'll find your boo-boo in here somewhere, then we'll be able to fix you up in no time. It's the Dusty-Musties. Check this out.

Robot Ray: Uhhh...

Stuffy: No, no, no, no. Stinky Salami Breath. This'll work. Ohhhh-whoa-whoa-whooooah!

Hallie: No! No-Vroom-Vroom-itis. I'll try this.

[Crash]

Hallie: Ohhh!

Stuffy: Nope. Ear-Stuffinosis. This'll do it.

Chilly: Hey! Uh, heh heh! A little help, guys?

[All grunting]

Chilly: Whoa!!!

Robot Ray: Ay-yi-yi-yi!

Stuffy: This is hard.

Hallie: I'm not so sure either one of us is gonna be able to fix Ray.

[Mechanical whimpering]

Stuffy: I never realized Doc's job was so tough. She really knows her stuff.

Lambie: Maybe it's time for us to call for help.

Chilly: When you need help, you need help. And we need help!!!!

[Stuffy]

♪ A rickety wind-up, a spring that gets stuck ♪

♪ Trying to unstick a suction cup ♪

♪ I thought I could fix it, but that's when things got weird ♪

I need a little help here!

[Hallie]

♪ I thought hippo helping was all that it took ♪

♪ The answer to problems in the boo-boo book ♪

♪ But my diagnosis was not even close-is ♪

Oh, dear! A little help here!

[Lambie]

♪ If you don't have all the right information ♪

[Chilly]

♪ You might get a sticky situation ♪

[Lambie and Chilly]

♪ If I can't solve the problem by myself ♪

[Stuffy]

♪ I'm gonna ask for ♪

[Stuffy, Lambie, Hallie and Chilly]

♪ Help, ask for help ♪

[Stuffy]

♪ I'm gonna ask for ♪

[Stuffy, Lambie, Hallie and Chilly]

♪ Help, ask for help ♪

Hallie: Ray, sugar, you just hold on tight. We'll be right back with some help.

Chilly: I don't think he could be holding on any tighter.

Emmie: Come on, Rudi, go through the tunnel!

Hallie: Uh-oh. It's gonna be harder than pickled porcupines to get Doc's attention.

Stuffy: We can't let Emmie and her mom see us. We're gonna need a plan.

[Squeak]

Emmie: Good job! Come on, Rudi! Yeah!

Emmie and Alma's mom: Who's a good puppy?

Rudi: Arf! Arf!

Emmie and Alma's mom: How about something cool to drink you guys?

Emmie: Yeah!

Doc: Cool!

Hallie: Oh! Now's our chance. We can sneak through Rudi's tunnel to get closer to Doc.

Stuffy: I think...that's a pretty good idea.

Lambie: Come on, everybody! Into the tunnel!

[Squeak]

Lambie: Hey! Who turned out the lights?

Hallie: They're stuck!

Stuffy: But if I lift from here...

Hallie: And I lift from here...

Lambie: [Giggling] Freedom! You both deserve a cuddle for that. [Giggling]

Hallie: Hold onto your hoop skirts! I know how to get Doc's attention! But I'm gonna need help.

Stuffy: Hallie, you can count on me.

Hallie: Get that tail up here, sugar.

Stuffy and Hallie: Three, two, one... Go!

[Squeak]

Doc: Huh? Um, sorry, Emmie, I...have to get home.

Emmie: Okay, Doc. Bye!

Doc: Thanks. Bye!

Hallie: We did it!

Stuffy: Yes!

Lambie: Yay!

Doc: What's goin' on, guys?

Hallie: We've got real bad robo-trouble, Doc.

Chilly: Aah!

Robot Ray: Ay-yi-yi-yi...

Doc: Uh-oh. Come on, everybody.

Hallie: Alright!

Chilly: Yeah!

Stuffy: Sure thing!

Doc: Let's see what's wrong. Hey, where's your speed dial, Ray? It's missing.

Robot Ray: I-I-arr-I don't know. I was playing with Donny by the water table, and then everything just started happening so fast-fast-fast-fast-fast-fast-fast-fast-fast-fast!

Doc: Whoa whoa whoa! Easy, Ray! That must be where you lost it.

Stuffy: Hallie and I will get it!

Hallie: On it, Doc!

Stuffy: Got it!

Doc: Thanks, Hallie.

Hallie: And Stuffy!

Robot Ray: That's--that's--that's--that's...better. Ahh.

Doc: You were just stuck on super-fast mode, Ray. You had a case if the Zoom-Arounds.

Stuffy: The Zoom-Arounds. Yes!

Hallie: Of course!

Doc: But you're all better now, Ray.

Robot Ray: Yes, I am.

[Robot Ray]

♪ I feel better ♪

♪ So much better ♪

♪ Thank you, Doc, for taking all the ouches away ♪

♪ Didn't feel so good till you fixed me like I knew that you would ♪

♪ And I feel better ♪

♪ So much better now ♪

Stuffy: That's it? Ray just lost his dial?

Hallie: We didn't do a very good job of helping.

Doc: Aw, sure you did. You came and got help. That's how you helped!

Stuffy: But we wanted to help by fixing Ray ourselves.

Doc: I know, but when you can't fix a problem yourself, sometimes the way you can help is, go get help.

Hallie: Well, I don't know about all of you, but that makes me feel a lot better!

Chilly: It's too bad you didn't get to finish playing with Rudi and his puppy gymnasium, Doc.

Lambie: Yeah. What about your rest and relaxation?

Doc: We can still have a little r & r -- Ray and relaxation. We can play robo-gymnasium!

Robot Ray: Make way for Robot Ray!

Stuffy: Ya know, Hallie, we make a pretty good team when we work together.

Hallie: We sure as sunshine do!

Doc, Lambie and Chilly: Go, Ray! Go, Ray! Go, Ray!