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Theme song
[stethoscope goes off]
Doc: Hi, everyone.
Stuffy, Lambie and Hallie: Hi, Doc!
Lambie: Are we playing princess?
Doc: Yep.
Lambie: [Gasp] Baaa-autiful! Hoo Hoo!
Doc: Once upon a time, in McStuffins kingdom, Princess Lambie was trapped in the tower of her castle!
Lambie: [Gasp] Help! Help! I'm trapped!
Doc: We need a brave prince to rescue the princess.
Stuffy: Here I come! [Gasping] Brave prince to the-- Wo.... Ahhhh... Rescue!
Hallie: Ha ha, I gotcha, sugar.
Lambie: [Sigh] Doc, wouldn't it be princess-perfect if we had a real prince to save me for once? [Gasp] Or... [gasp] Ooo, a knight in shining armor!
Doc: We could use a knight.
Stuffy: A knight? Then what do I get to be?
Doc: Well, you could be...the scary dragon!
Stuffy: OK! I can make a great dragon!
[Everyone looks at him]
Stuffy: What?
[Everyone laughs]
Lambie: Stuffy, you are a dragon!
Stuffy: Oh, haha yeah... I knew that.
Hallie: Great, now that we know who'll play the dragon, what about the brave knight? Where can we rustle him up, Doc?
Doc: Hmmm... Donny used to have a toy knight that he played with all the time.
Lambie: I remember that knight. He was really brave! Shiny, too.
Hallie: Oh! A brave, shiny knight all dressed up in armor? Oh, I sure like the sound of that!
Lambie: Can we play with him, Doc? Can we, can we, can we please? It would make Princess Lambie royally happy.
[Doc, Stuffy and Hallie giggle]
Doc: Let me see if Donny will let me borrow him.
Doc: Thanks, Donny!
Hallie: Where's my little knighty-poo?
Lambie: Hey, he's my knighty-poo!
Stuffy, Lambie and Hallie: Oooo!
[stethoscope goes off]
Lambie Ooh!
Hallie: Oh, my!
Sir Kirby: It is I, Sir Kirby! The bravest knight in all of McStuffins' kingdom!
Doc: Everyone say hi to Sir Kirby.
Hallie: Hello.
Lambie: Hi...
Sir Kirby: Ha ha ha! Enchanted, I'm sure.
Stuffy: Didn't you say he was shiny?
Lambie: Uh, he was.
Sir Kirby: How may I serve you?
Lambie: Oh, um, right. There's a scary dragon! Ahem! Scary dragon!
Stuffy: Oh, yeah. Roooooaaaaar!
Sir Kirby: Do not fear, princess! For I come to... Whoa! Oh, dear.
Doc: Oh, Sir Kirby, are you OK?
Sir Kirby: What? Me? Why, of course! Why would you think I wasn't OK?
Lambie: Well, you don't look exactly the way I remembered you looking.
Hallie: We thought you were gonna to be a lot shinier, Sir Kirby.
Sir Kirby: 'Tis true, beautiful princess. Alas, my armor has seen shinier days. However, I am still a brave knight! Oh! Oh, my. Fear not, princess! I will leap up the tower to your rescue! Huhhhh!
Doc, Stuffy, Lambie and Hallie: Oooo!
Sir Kirby: Thank you.
Doc: Sir Kirby, you don't seem as knightly as you used to. I think there's something wrong.
Sir Kirby: Ah, you may be right, Lady McStuffins. I've always been a great knight, but my legs and arms don't seem to be working quite the way they used to. And I cannot fulfill my sworn duty to, um, protect the princess.
Doc: Sir Kirby, you're still a great knight. You just-- Oh, uh, oops. I think I'm stuck to you, or you're stuck to me! Sorry! Ew, ew, ew...oooh.
Sir Kirby: I fear that my best days are behind me. For there is no use for a knight who cannot leap to the rescue.
Doc: Sir Kirby, you know how you're really great at saving princesses? Well, I'm really great at saving toys! I promise that I'm going to figure out what's wrong with you and make you better!
Sir Kirby: Really?
Doc: The doc is in!
Sir Kirby: Aah! What are those extremely shiny things, and um, whatever are they used for?
Doc: Don't worry, Sir Kirby. These are the tools I use to help my patients feel better.
Sir Kirby: Right then. Splendid! And, um, very good, too!
Doc: First, let me check your heartbeat.
[Thump thump, thump thump, thump thump]
Sir Kirby: 'Tis good to know my heart still beats true.
Doc: Oops, sorry. Next, let's measure your height against this wall here.
Sir Kirby: With pleasure! A true knight always stands tall.
Doc: Thank you, Sir Kirby. Now come over to my doctor's bag, and I'll check your blood pressure.
Sir Kirby: With pleasure!
Doc: Sir Kirby? Are you coming?
Sir Kirby: Oh, for the love-- I am trying. Uhh! A little help, perhaps. Careful, uh... uh... Oh, dear.... Woooahhh ohhh. I'm OK. Uhhh! I'm not OK.
Doc: Why don't you just stay there for a second?
Sir Kirby: Hmm, good idea, for I don't seem to have a choice. I am stuck!
Doc: You seem to be sticking to everything, Sir Kirby. I need to find out why. [Looks at Sir Kirby's armor with a magnifying glass] Hmm, that's something I've never seen before!
Sir Kirby: What? What is it? Was my armor burned by a scary, fire-breathing dragon? Or better still zapped by the spell of a wicked witch?
Doc: No, not that. It kind of looks like you're covered in grape jelly and pizza cheese.
Stuffy: Yum!
Doc: [Sniffs] Yep. That's what it is, all right. Sir Kirby, when was the last time you took a bath?
Sir Kirby: Oh, well, let me see. I think it was, um... It must have been, uh... Carry the two... Well, to tell you the truth, I don't think I've ever taken a bath.
Lambie: Oh, my!
Doc: Sir Kirby, I think I know why you can't move your arms and legs very well.
Sir Kirby: Do tell!
Doc: I have a diagnosis! Sir Kirby has... Filthy-Icky-Sticky Disease.
Lambie and Hallie: Ah!
Stuffy: Uhh!
Hallie: Looks like we've got another entry for the big book of boo-boos!
Sir Kirby: Lady McStuffins, please tell me what this means. I will try to be brave.
Doc: Well, you're covered with sticky foods, so you're stuck together. Filthy-Icky-Sticky Disease means that you, Sir Kirby, are not clean.
Stuffy and Lambie: Ohhhh!
Sir Kirby: An unclean knight will never do! Princess, I beg you forgive me. I shall hand in my armor, and I shall go.
Doc: But Sir Kirby, you don't have to stop being a knight. We can make you all better!
Sir Kirby: How?
Doc: We treat Filthy-Icky-Sticky Disease by taking a bath and getting squeaky clean!
Sir Kirby: A bath?
Hallie: Nothing to worry about, sugar. Bath time is a rootin-tootin' good time!
[Doc, Stuffy, Lambie and Hallie]:
♪ Ba baba baba baba bubbles means bath time ♪
♪ Ba baba baba baba bubbles means bath time ♪
♪ Ba baba baba baba bubbles, splish splash time ♪
♪ Ba baba baba baba bubbles ♪
♪ Take off your hat ♪
♪ Kick off your shoes ♪
♪ Peel off your socks ♪
[Doc, Stuffy, Lambie and Hallie]:
♪ Pee-u! ♪
♪ Ba baba baba baba bubbles means bath time ♪
♪ Ba baba baba baba bubbles ♪
♪ What better way to wind up the day ♪
♪ What you gotta do-- ♪
[Doc, Stuffy, Lambie and Hallie]:
♪ Shampoo! ♪
♪ Ba baba baba baba bubbles means bath time ♪
♪ Splish splash time ♪
♪ It's bath time ♪
Sir Kirby: Well, right then. I'll try it!
Stuffy: Yeah!
Lambie: Hooray!
Doc: Let's go get clean.
Sir Kirby: Ha ha! Most excellent! Fare thee well, my plastic and stuffed friends. When I see you again, I shall be back to my old, shiny, brave self!
Stuffy: Hooray!
Lambie: Sir Kirby!
Hallie: That'll be great!
Doc: Mom, I'm ready for my bath!
Dr. McStuffins: Wow! Usually I tell you it's bath time.
Doc: [Giggles] Not tonight!
Dr. McStuffins: Then let's get started.
[Bath montage]
Hallie: How's Sir Kirby?
Lambie: Yeah. Is he shiny?
Doc: ♪ Da da da da! ♪ The new, improved, and very clean... Sir Kirby!
Stuffy, Lambie and Hallie: Ooooooo!
Stuffy: Wow! You're so clean, I can see my face in your armor! Hey there, good lookin'!
Sir Kirby: Thanks to you, Lady McStuffins, I feel like myself again.
Doc: You're welcome, Sir Kirby. You're Filthy-Icky-Sticky Disease is all cured.
[Sir Kirby]
♪ I feel better, so much better ♪
♪ Thank you, Doc, for taking all the ouches away ♪
♪ Didn't feel so good till you fixed me like I knew that you would ♪
♪ And I feel better, oh, so much better now ♪
Sir Kirby: I feel as though I could hop onto my trusty steed, battle a scary dragon, and save a fair princess.
Lambie: Oh, that's me! I'm the princess!
Doc: Once upon a time, in McStuffins' kingdom, there was a princess...
Lambie: Oh! There are dangerous and scary dragons everywhere!
Stuffy: Grrrr! I'm a scary dragon! Roaaar!
Doc: But luckily, there was someone very brave and clean who could come to her rescue.
Sir Kirby: Fear not, fair princess! For I shall protect you from the mighty and terrifying dragon! Away, dragon, away!
Stuffy: Roooaaaar! Whoa, dragon!
Sir Kirby: Ha ha!
Lambie: Oh, Sir Kirby, you're so brave!
Sir Kirby: All in a day's work, for the cleanest knight in all of McStuffins' kingdom!
Doc: And they all lived happily ever after... and took lots of baths!
[Toys all laugh]
Stuffy: Hooray!
Sir Kirby: Huzzah!
Lambie: Yay!