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Theme song
Mr. McStuffins: Okay.
(toy car vrooms)
Donny: Yeah! We did it! We're totally gonna get our survival skills patch this weekend.
Mr. McStuffins: The McStuffins men are born campers!
Donny: And born Turtle Troopers!
(toy car vrooms)
Mr. McStuffins: Whoa!
(Both Donny and Mr. McStuffins giggle)
Doc: When are you leaving?
Mr. McStuffins: In about an hour. Ooh, which reminds me, Donny are you all packed?
Donny: Almost. I just have to pick which toy I'm bringing with me.
Doc: Right. You can bring one toy. But none of your toys want to go. You know, which ever toy you do bring should really have a doctor's not clearing them for such a big trip.
Donny: You're right. Doc, can you check out all my toys?
Doc: I definitely can.
(stethoscope goes off)
Lambie: Hi, Doc.
Hallie: Good morning, Doc.
(Squeakers squeaks)
Stuffy: Ooh, everyone's here!
Buddy: Hiya, Doc!
Chilly: Ooh, an all-toys meeting. Somethin' big must be goin' on.
Doc: Something big is going on. Toys, I've gathered you because we've got a situation.
Stuffy: Oh no! Not a situation! Uh, what's situation exactly?
Doc: This weekend is Donny's Turtle Troop Campout!
Lambie: Oh no!
Buddy: Not again!
Doc: Donny needs one toy to go with him. Teddy B, you went with him last year, didn't you?
Teddy B: (shudders) That I did. (gulps)
Chilly: What was it like?
Teddy B: It was everything you'd expect from a group of boys playing all weekend long. I was dropped in a puddle, dragged through some leaves, had to sleep stuffed at the bottom of a sleeping bag. Oh, and there was a game of toss the teddy that I'd be happy to forget.
(toys shudder)
Teddy B: We all love our kids, and we'd do anything for them, but the Turtle Troop weekend is a place only the toughest toys should go.
Chilly: I would like to volunteer...not to go! I think we can all agree that would be a very bad idea.
Lambie: But who should go?
Stuffy: Not me. I'm Doc's toy.
Buddy: Don't look at me. Forget about it.
(all toys talking at once)
(Army Al whistles)
Army Al: I volunteer to go. Army All reporting for duty.
Stuffy: Aw, I was just gonna volunteer, but Army Al called it first, so the big guys got dibs.
Bronty: But I don't want my best friend to go. Don't go, please don't go!
Army Al: Sorry, buddy. I'm a soldier. I was made to serve.
Hallie: And to look good in a uniform, uh-huh.
Army Al: Thank you, ma'am.
Hallie: Oh, he called me ma'am. (giggles)
Doc: You know, this is a tough mission.
Army Al: Yes, ma'am. But someone has to do it. And, like all soldiers, I was made a little tougher than an average guy. See, I was built with extra durable plastic and rip-resistant materials.
Doc: Are you sure about this, soldier?
Army Al: Ma'am, yes, ma'am! I am the right toy for the mission.
Doc: Okay. But, Al, before I let you volunteer, I'm gonna have to do a check-up to clear you for active toy duty.
Army Al: Is that an order?
Doc: (giggles) It sure is. We've got to get you ready to ship out at 0100 hours.
Army Al: Ten-hup, toys! Operation check-up is underway.
[Stuffy, Lambie, Hallie and Chilly]
♪ Time for your check up! ♪
♪ Time for your check up! ♪
♪ I'm gonna check your ears ♪
♪ Check your eyes ♪
♪ Find out how much you've grown ♪
[Stuffy, Lambie, Hallie and Chilly]
♪ Time for your check up! ♪
♪ I'm gonna listen to your heart beat ♪
♪ Fix you up, ready to go ♪
[Stuffy, Lambie, Hallie and Chilly]
♪ Time for your check up! ♪
[Doc and Lambie]
♪ It's OK if you giggle ♪
♪ This will only tickle a little ♪
[Doc, Stuffy, Lambie, Hallie and Chilly]
♪ Time for your check up! ♪
♪ Time for your check up! ♪
Hallie: I've said it before, and it'll say it again. I do love a toy in uniform.
Doc: Your heartbeat is marching right along. You're in amazing shape, Army Al.
Army Al: Outstanding!
Bronty: Are you sure? Because it kind of looks like his leg is broken. Look how it bends in the middle. Oh, you can't let him go like this!
Doc: Bronty, that's Army Al's knee. And it seems to be working just fine.
Bronty: Oh, okay. Um, if you're sure. Oh, hey, if you push this button on his back, his arm pops out. Watch!
Doc: Don't worry, Bronty. He's just saluting.
Army Al: I'm made that way. You hit that button, and my orders are to salute.
Doc: I have a diagnosis!
Hallie: Sounds like we should march out the Big Book of Boo-Boos!
Doc: Al, you have a case of the "Ready-to-Serves". As soon as you're done with basic training, you'll be ready for active duty!
Army Al: Booya!
(Bronty sighs)
Army Al: What's wrong, buddy?
Bronty: Oh, I'm just, I'm-I'm gonna worry about you.
Army Al: Bronty, feel these plastic muscles. Go on, don't be shy.
Hallie: Oh, I'm not shy.
Army Al: I'm in tip-top shape, just like the Doc said. I'll show ya! One, two, three, four, five...
Stuffy: Oh, I can do that! (groans) One... I did one.
Army Al: One-handed! One, two, three, four, five...
Stuffy: Okay, you win.
Bronty: So you're really, really strong. How's that gonna help you?
Army Al: Well, it means I can take being played with roughly. I just need to be trained for every situation that might come up during my Turtle Troop weekend.
Doc: And we can help.
Bronty: Oh, I want to help!
Stuffy: Me too!
Chilly: I'm in!
Hallie: This hippo is reporting for helpin' duty!
Stuffy: Boys will be boys, Al. So we have to be at the ready. One thing we know boys ar really good at: Being stinky! We've designed this test to prepare you.
Hallie: Oh, it's to much.
Army Al: A soldier can do anything. A soldier can do anything. A soldier can do anything. (inhales) Booya!
Bronty: You did it, Al! What does "Booya" mean?
Stuffy: Boys will swing you, throw you; boys will pull you, yank you. Ah one more bit.
Lambie: And cover you with yicky sticky marshmallow goo.
Hallie: Which is stickier than gum in a glue factory.
Stuffy: You're doin' great, Al. Oh, sorry. Just a second.
Stuffy: Medic!
Army Al: I'll do anything to protect and serve, my fellow toys! And I do mean anything.
Doc: Soldier, you've faced every little boy challenge we've thrown at you. Army Al, you're ready to serve at Donny's campout!
♪ He's so awesome, he’s so brave ♪
♪ Whenever he's around, we all feel safe. ♪
♪ Wooo! With a chest of shiny medals and shiny plastic boots. ♪
[Everyone except Hallie]
♪ Hop and two, give a cheer for toy troops. ♪
♪ Ready to serve, defending you and me. ♪
♪ Ready to serve! ♪
♪ Ready to step up for the team. ♪
[Everyone except Hallie]
♪ Army Al, our hats are off to you. ♪
♪ With the salute that you deserve. ♪
♪ With courage, strength and verve ♪
♪ He's ready to serve... ♪
Doc: Soldier, you've completed Toy Boot Camp.
Lambie: And I'm gonna give you three cuddles so you can have them with you in case of a cuddle emergency.
(Lambie gives Army All three cuddles)
Army Al: I'm hopin' I won't need 'em, but they're to have.
Donny: Doc! It's time for us to go!
Doc: Okay, Donny, I'll be right out!
Hallie: You're this hippo's hero.
Doc: This doctor's too. I'm really impressed with what kind of toy you are, on the inside.
Stuffy: Well he's just plastic, isn't he?
Doc: That's not the stuff I'm talking about. Al's all heart and he's willing to sacrifice to make life better for all of us. That's the best kind of toy to be.
Doc and Army Al: Booya!
Army Al: I won't let you down, ma'am.
Doc: I know. Play safe, soldier.
Bronty: I guess it's time for you to go.
Army Al: I'm shipping out any minute now.
Bronty: I'm real proud to call you my bestest bestie.
Army Al: I'm proud to call you my bestest bestie too. My ace. My wingman. I got a new rub-on tattoo to remembr you by.
Bronty: You did?
Army Al: I'll be back soon.
Doc: It's time, Al.
Donny: Just in time! Who's cleared to go?
Doc: Army Al is definitely in the best shape of any of the toys. He's rugged, and trained-
Donny: And totally awesome! I was probably gonna pick him anyway. Thanks, Doc!
Doc: Let me help you with that.
Doc: Have a great weekend, you guys!
Donny: Turtle Troopers always do!
Lambie: You thinking about Army Al?
Bronty: I'm worried about him. I wonder how his day has been.
Lambie: I'm sure he's doing great.
(Donny and friends laughing)
Doc: He'll be back tomorrow, Bronty, but why don't you sleep with us tonight. I'll make you feel better.
Bronty: Ooh, can I?! Oh, yes, yes, yes, please, please!
Lambie: Well, today's the day, the end of Al's tour of campout duty.
Bronty: So he should be home soon, right?
Doc: Right.
Donny: Mom! Doc! We're home!
Bronty: They're home! Oh, they're home! They're home!
Donny: Doc, look! I got my survival badge!
Doc: That's great, Donny. And how was Army Al?
Donny: Awesome!
Doc: Great, but just to be sure, I'd better take him for a check-up.
(all toys cheering)
Army Al: Ah, the cuddles of home.
Bronty: Al! Out of my way. Out of my way. Are you okay?
Army Al: I'm great.
Stuffy: How was it?
Army Al: It was tough, but fun. And most of all, I was ready for it, thanks to all your training.
Stuffy: Aw, t'weren't nothin'.
Doc: Al, we want to give you something.
Army Al: But I-I'm not used to having toys do things for me.
Lambie: Well, get used to it. Because we all love you.
Stuffy: Yeah, you're the coolest toy we know.
Chilly: Even cooler than I am, and that's sayin' something, what with me being a genuine snowman and all.
Hallie: In honor of all you do for us, and the fact that you're braver than a bunny in a basket of bobcats, we award you the medal of toy bravery.
Army Al: Ma'am, I- I don't know what to say. Thank you.
Hallie: No, thank you, soldier. And it was Bronty's idea.
Bronty: I couldn't sit around and do nothing while you were gone.
Army Al: Thanks, Bronty.
Doc: At ease, soldier, and welcome home!